So Smart A$$ Mom posed an interesting question to the public a few days ago, "what would you say at your press conference?" WEEELLLL, let me share what mmmyyyy press conference would sound like:
'Ladies & Gentlemen of the Press, Thank you for joining me today. As most of you have reported my lying, good-for-nothing, scum sucking, rotten ass, bastard husband was caught & "voluntarily confessed" breaking our wedding vows (that we professed in front of God & family) with a nasty, scank-ass tramp. Okay, so here's were we go from here. You can crucify him, I simply don't care. Do whatever the hell you want to, to him, I'm not sticking around for the fallout. I know that in the past, scorned wives (ie: First Lady Clinton, Mrs. Spitzer, Mrs. Edwards and others) have stuck by their dogs, I mean husbands, but that is not my cup of tea. Now, what does that mean for me & my children? Well, we are packing up and heading off into the sunset (with half of everything I can get my hands on, cause you know we didn't sign no prenump!). What does that mean for the press? Good question, my instructions are simple... leave us alone! My children have been traumatized enough they don't need a bunch of blood suckers following them around everywhere. And as for me, I just dumped my husband of 9 years without a second thought, can you imagine what I would do to you? Again, thank you for your time & have a nice life.'
So that is what my press conference would sound like if my famous political husband cheated on me. There are a few times that I do believe in second chances but this is not one area that that holds true. I understand that no one is perfect and all marriages struggle at one point or another but seeking out the "comfort" of another person (male or female) is not the answer. If you are so unhappy that you have to go out & get some somewhere else, chances are your other half is equally unhappy. Find a solution to the problem, get some counseling, or just get it over with & save the other person the heartache & humiliation that an affair brings to the marriage. Especially if you are a public office, do you think you're not gonna get caught? Don't you think you owe it to the people that elected you to hold yourself to a higher standard? And with that I will leave you with one piece of advice: "Keep it in you pants!! (and don't cruise airport restrooms looking for trouble!)"
